What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

okay so theres this guy.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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