- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I am a mime

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Robin, get in the car!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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