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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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