- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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