It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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sadf

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Maths.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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