Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A American seeking into mexico

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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