Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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