why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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