- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

the economy.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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