Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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