- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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