- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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