Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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