- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

antonis sister is mighty fine

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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