Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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