- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

The child was fired from his job.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

someone called someone else a frog

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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