Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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