- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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