- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's white and gluey Glue

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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