What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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