- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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