- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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