- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

knock knock Goodbye

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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