- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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