- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

womens rights.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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