- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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