- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I have an idea! You leave.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

i'm hard

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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