Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Phew... it's gone.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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