- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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