a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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