Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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GOODBYE

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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