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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

womans having rights.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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