Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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12 in general

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What is life? Paul.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A hill billy went fishing

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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