Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Ain't idn't a word.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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