What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

I had a submarine.... once

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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