a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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