Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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