- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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