- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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V I T A M I N C !

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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