- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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