What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Oh, go away

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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