Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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