What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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