- Anti Joke

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU