- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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