a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

There's my tractor.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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