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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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