- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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