- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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