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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Dwarf Shortage

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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