- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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