At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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