i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

My jeans

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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