- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Once upon a time a was born

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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