- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

. . I am a whale

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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