Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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