Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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