A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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