So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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