Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What is cowboy say

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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hello anomonous

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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