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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

the WNBA.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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