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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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