- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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