- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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