- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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