- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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