You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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