- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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