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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now