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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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