So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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