Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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