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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man died.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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My jeans

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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SEX

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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