- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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