Poop

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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