- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Refridgerator.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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