- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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