What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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