what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Tony Romo

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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