- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's white and gluey Glue

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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