- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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