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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

black people swimming

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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