What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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