- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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