Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

asians have slitted eyes lol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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