Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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