- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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