Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Indians

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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