- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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