- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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