What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Do you play piano? No

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's just not right? Left

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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