knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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