- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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