- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock, Knock Come in

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A dancer walks into a barre

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