What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Dumb

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

guess what what ...

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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