what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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no.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Anti Joke

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