- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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