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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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