- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

One time i was sitting down

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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