Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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