Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Gus's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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