What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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