- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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