- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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