What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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