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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Women.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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