- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*