What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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