What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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