- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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