I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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