- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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