- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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