- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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